When is bj and steak day

Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you. The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day , and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th , one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day. Kevin : Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th? Jim: No, what is that? Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day! Steak and Blow job day, as I've known it to be for many years is on March 10 due to it being the 69th day of the year except for when it is a leap year , then it is March 9.

But for simplicity, let's just keep it March Happy Steak and BlowJob Day! National Steak and Blowjob Day. However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Keep New Times Free. Since we started Miami New Times , it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Miami, and we'd like to keep it that way.

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Join Today. Sign Up. I Support Learn More. Tired of Typos? Get Help Now! The idea spread quickly across the internet, getting an Urban Dictionary entry in February Social media may have made Steak and Blowjob day popular, but math nerds prevailed. Faith in humanity restored —as male entitlement to oral sex and red meat is a whole lotta toxic masculinity.

Steak and Blowjob Day has spawned an official website , which sells merchandise like panties and aprons, presumably for women or men to wear while they prepare fillet and fellatio for their fella. In response to criticism that the holiday is sexist, a portion of proceeds go to breast cancer research. Men on social media like to announce the arrival of the holiday in the hopes that their partner will get the hint, but we doubt very much that this works.